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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:53 -0400

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

hoplophilia: Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:34:28 -0400

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

motherfucking-tavros: cadaverousgallant: pacolind: I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:36:53 -0400

motherfucking-tavros:

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

Are you fucking kidding me.

Friendly reminder that

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:18:37 -0400

orderlybunker:

Tumblr will remain independent

Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive

The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr

There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions

The terms and conditions will remain the same

Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds

ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:56 -0400

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

moshquitoes: bovveredforsooth: Daddy came home from work...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:08:19 -0400

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today.

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

flight-of-the-tumblbee: dumpsterfetus: the most masculine of all pokemon: Excuse you

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:28:25 -0400

flight-of-the-tumblbee:

dumpsterfetus:

the most masculine of all pokemon:

Excuse you

varldslighet: varldslighet: after fridays come the

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:24:30 -0400

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:50 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:21:54 -0400

sourwolves: don’t ever make fun of someone’s art (◡‿◡✿) even if you hate it (◡‿◡✿) because they...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:20:53 -0400

sourwolves:

don’t ever make fun of someone’s art (◡‿◡✿)

even if you hate it (◡‿◡✿)

because they probably worked really hard on it (◡‿◡✿)

and it makes you a cunt (◕‿◕✿)

mutisija: dorb should be a real pokemon

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:46:06 -0400

mutisija:

dorb should be a real pokemon

causeallidoisdance: ahappyyeti: oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:56 -0400

causeallidoisdance:

ahappyyeti:

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

L O L

tbmulr: okay kida doesnt get enough love around here so here’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:57:32 -0400

tbmulr:

okay kida doesnt get enough love around here so here’s the lowdown on my fav disney princess

kidagakash nedakh

she’s roughly 8,500 years old, but she appears about 28

she’s a WARRIOR PRINCESS who becomes a WARRIOR QUEEN

she watched her mother die when she was a toddler

shes the only (i repeat ONLY) disney princess to become queen

she didnt become queen from marriage, the crown was passed on to her after her father died

the reason she is a warrior princess is because the voice actess (cree summer) intimidated the creators

she was the first original disney princess, not taken from an adaption or legend

shes basically a bad ass chick who had an entire civilization’s survival on her shoulders and doesnt get the credit she deserves

bentobride: “Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:13:54 -0400

bentobride:

“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.

Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”

“What, it lightens the mood, man.”

Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”

Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.

“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”

Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.

Title card for Season 9 plays.

sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:38:54 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

lauphing-bronie42: zev-the-brony: I need to stop watching...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:58 -0400

lauphing-bronie42:

zev-the-brony:

I need to stop watching these art videos, they just make me feel more and more jealous

O.O thats amazing…

the-fandoms-are-cool: thegirlofeternalbalance: my-future-is-bul...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:52:24 -0400

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thegirlofeternalbalance:

my-future-is-bulletproof:

Art is the Weapon

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T

IT’S A WEAPON OF MASS CREATION

improbablecarny: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:50:58 -0400

improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

bludclotartattack: bullshitinthebronx: ravennightshade: onlytr...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:47:03 -0400

bludclotartattack:

bullshitinthebronx:

ravennightshade:

onlytruthmatters:

click through them.

Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show.

Dewey putting shit in perspective like a goddamn motherfucker.

When people come at me with false piety, I just want to ruin their shoes.